Friday, December 11, 2009

The Main Event

Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday!
Live in the Historic Five Points District
!!The Most Exciting!!
!!The Greatest Ever!!
December 29th, 2009

"The Heavyweight"

Manning House - 1912; Vernacular Victorian

This Colonial-esque dwelling is pushing the 100 years mark. However, don't underestimate its ability to wreak havoc on lesser rivals. Throughout the years this house has amassed numerous tactical adaptations which include a vinyl coat of arms, invisible storm shielding, and strategically placed foliage guardians. If one were to contemplate doing battle with this behemoth, it would be beneficial to note its weaknesses. During its long enduring reign, the giant's topside and underbelly have not withstood the test of time as well as many of its minions would like to believe. Long live the Manning House!

"The Contenders"

The Sledge - Smash first ask questions Later (Rick)
The Axe - Sharp and to the Point (Annie)

This tag team duo has a combined experience of 53 years at commanding and conquering life. The Sledge has an arsenal of smash and demo techniques and The Axe backs him up with crazy over the top creative abilities. These two have made quick work of the small time 'Weekend DIY Projects' and have been salivating at the mouth for a chance to get in the ring and face off with the big boy. With their powers combined, there is no challenge that has proven too much for these two wild renovators. Go Big or Go Home!

1 comment:

  1. Go big or go home! i like that. Well Sledge and Axe. i hope ya'll are prepared for what this beast is about to dish out! Buckle up, its going to be a bumpy ride!